The Corey and Joel Radio Show

May 15, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #173: Guess the Underwear

A few beers, a fifth of Jack Daniel's and comedian Bill Hildebrandt usually equals a good time. Bill's just back from Hawaii, and he's tan, trim (really!) and ready to shoot the shit. Bill recounts another hell gig with Joel, an idiotic death on the cruise ship, and why really old jokes go over at a roast. If that wasn't enough, they're joined by Upchuck the Clown's delightful pal Andrea the Intern, who when she's not co-hosting The Funhouse, is interviewing interviewing indie rock bands, getting unusual tattoos and drinking giant cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon. At Bill's request, Andrea even indulges the guys in a game of "Guess What Color Underwear Andrea is Wearing", where actual money changes hands and actual underwear is shown - just like the strip club! Also, Corey gets edited, more Leave It to Beaver discussion, and the pee mike (almost) returns.

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Bill gets a taste of Andrea's tats

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May 08, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #172: The Larry Mondello Show

The guys go all TV nostalgia for the first half of this week's show. Amongst the topics are kids' shows including one with religious slant, Laverne & Shirley vs Happy Days, and one of our old faves, Leave it to Beaver. Who was Beaver's best sidekick, Gilbert, Whitey, or our favorite schlub, Larry Mondello? Also, Corey's dorky past is fully revealed (thanks Roger!), a Douchebag Hotline Death Pool theory, and reviews of Iron Man and the new, less funny Harold and Kumar movie. Plus, Joel buys GTA IV, and ends up in a real-life cops and robbers incident.

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May 01, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #171: The Intervention

John E.L. Tenney was one of our best guests ever when he appeared last fall. Now the paranormal researcher/lecturer/former mayoral candidate is launching his own podcast, The Oddist, and he's here to promote it. Unfortunately, Corey and Joel don't take kindly to newbie podcasters, and break in to an impromptu edition of mailing list fave, Your Podcast Sucks. How does John take the criticism after only two shows? I there a future for The Oddist? What does it say about a show when the intro is the best part? Also, alcoholic energy drinks get sampled, technology nostalgia, tales of open mike comedy, and The Korean Joel Radio Show. Plus, a show favorite gets fooled - in the worst way possible.

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John poses as his favorite guest ever (scroll down if you don't get the joke)

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April 24, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #170: Bowling For Comedy

As the title suggests, the guys are very well familiar with performing comedy in a bowling alley. While most times it doesn't work at all, this hasn't stopped tons of people from trying. Hear how another local comedy club is trying this concept, and which comedy "superstar" is being brought in to make it work. Also, The Douchebag Hotline heats up and Corey goes to war with a caller, which HDTV provider is best, and why Joel's Dad can't seem to figure that out, living with dogs and cats sucks, and Germans - Nazis or Not? - you decide. Plus, Corey's new movie reviews, Sandra's new photoshoot, and who really shot RFK.

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April 17, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #169: What Do They Call an Ass?

On Show #169, Corey and Joel try to settle some of life's greatest mysteries. Like how sitcoms went from being 100% black to simply having a black housekeeper, to being 110% black and unwatchable by regular white folks. Speaking of unwatchable, CBS pulls Secret Talents of the Stars after one episode - who's to blame? Clint Black, that's who. Hear the country bumpkin's whole awful attempt at stand-up comedy that was so bad, it killed the entire show. Also, Joel fills in his Babe Bracket, someone hates the show so much he decided to call in, 70s & 80s TV nostalgia, and Corey's political optimism vs reality - something's go to give.

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April 10, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #168: What's a Brazier?

It seems the fans are split on last week's guest Sandra. From an angry caller, to an elated e-mailer to some nonplussed forum posters, the fans are really divided. Corey explains the drama surrounding show #167, while Joel is less concerned but misses the show's old go-to whore, a girl that Corey can't seem to find. Also, Corey gets annoyed with the road and with McDonald's sweet tea, while Joel finds fast-food superior, at least, to the food at the movie theater. Plus, play along with the "Ultimate TV Trivia Quiz" as Corey goes for 100%, Jackie Chan is an old man, and find out and who's willing to trade fortune and fame to bang some obscure actresses.

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April 03, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #167: An Experienced Virgin

For show #167, Corey and Joel proudly welcome actress & model Sandra Rosko to the show. Sandra's done all kinds of stuff from bit parts on network TV shows, independent horror movies, and fetish modeling. She tells the guys about her move to L.A., her Juggalo connection with Joel, and her sexual history with both men and women. Listen in as Corey just about loses it over her pics, while Joel thinks she pulls off a great British accent (for a stoner). Also, Corey's BIG announcement, Run Fatboy Run gets reviewed, Corey and Joel get mistaken again, and an update from Germany that could affect the show's future.

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This is probably the best pic ever on the site, no?

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March 27, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #166 Part 1: Babe Brackets 2008

To coincide the the annual NCAA Men's College Basketball Tournament, the guys re-visit the concept of a tournament for hot chicks dubbed the Babe Brackets. They last did this in 2005, but this year its a whole new list (mostly) and an even taller task for Corey to complete it. See, Joel put this list of 65 female celebrities together (yes, there's a play-in game), seeded them according to Corey's known likes and dislikes and left his partner to decide the champion. Yeah, the show ran long with all the deliberation but it's worth it to hear guys debate sleeping with girls they'll never get, like two guys who bought a lottery ticket and are dreaming of how they'll spend the money. Will the 2005 champ reign again? Why is being 19-years-old a bad thing? And which UK indie pop queen wins the play-in game? The whole first round is here, with the finals on Part 2 which you can get below. Also, and totally unrelated, Joel pays tribute to the real fifth Beatle.

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Play along with the Babe Brackets by downloading the PDF file HERE

It's quite a mess deciding who the hottest woman in the world is

Posted by joel at 01:51 PM

Corey and Joel Radio Show #166 Part 2: Babe Brackets 2008

Continued from Show #166 Part 1 above, the decisions get tougher for Corey as we whittle down the remaining 32 babes to the ultimate champion. If it sounds like Corey's in pain having to make these decisions, he is! Meanwhile, he (or Joel for that matter) would be the luckiest man alive to even get one of these girls' phone numbers. Listen as an unheralded TV star makes a run, a local girl goes deep, and the difficult decision between two actresses that most people think are the same person. A champion will be crowned in the hilarious finale!

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March 20, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #165: Black Irish

Corey and Joel decided to celebrate St. Patrick's Day and they invited the only guy with an Irish name they know - comedian Mike Lundy. Mike's not the only black guy with an Irish name, there's also disgraced Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and Mike breaks down the whole mayoral scandal and tell the guys why a dead hooker is the key to the whole affair. Not that white people don't screw around too, as NY Governor Elliot Spitzer got a hooker, but could've gotten so much more for his money. Also, Lundy fights with senior citizens, Lundy fights with Mo'nique, and Lundy fights with Corey and Joel over their black comedy names.

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Mike had too much spirit(s) on St. Patrick's Day

Posted by joel at 07:35 PM

March 12, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #164: Hello Douchebags!

It's another all-purpose, rainy-day show as the guys cover a variety of topics. First, the mystery of who would be the first caller to the newly-minted "Douchbag Hotline" is revealed. Is it someone from the Great White North? A German uberfan? Listen to find out, it might surprise you. Plus, the pros and cons of wedding dates. Is that a good time to have a girlfriend or a recipe for disaster. Also, a video game update as Joel's Xbox 360 breaks - but it's good news, the greatest magazine deal ever (thanks CheapyD!), Corey's ghetto bill paying, and Patrick Swayze vs Dancing With the Stars.

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There's the number. Speed dial that shit!

Posted by joel at 11:25 PM

March 06, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #163: Best TV Ever

It's with great pride that Corey and Joel rundown the best show on TV (at least right now), and that is the wonderful Big Brother 9. Some of you are thinking that Big Brother is the most retarded, stupid, and shallowest of the network reality shows and you'd be right. But it's also filled with drunken ex-strippers recreating a strip club in the living room, naked chicken fights, lesbian make-outs, skinny dipping and the genius-level invention of "Bikini Day". The guys discuss why this season is better than in years past, why a Showtime subscription is worth every penny and how Joel plans on using the show to help him get laid. Also, the guys unveil an new interactive feature that could change the Corey and Joel show forever - have a pen an paper handy! Plus, Corey dumps on two new movies, guys wear dresses for pay (or do they?), and Joel is really attracted to Peter Pan.

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February 27, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #162: The Oscarzzzzzzz

While The Academy Awards was boring and few of the chicks dressed hot, Corey and Joel return to recap the show and figure out who won last week's Oscars pool. While the chick's didn't look great, Joel thinks that might be because at least one high-profile star is a lesbian, and he's got sources to back it up - or shady sources, if you believe Corey. Find out how Regis sucked the life out of the pre-show, why Barbara Walters is as out-of-touch as Regis, and believe it or not, George Clooney has a hot girlfriend. Also, Travolta looks weird, Jennifer Hudson has won her last Oscar, and the old guy who got lifetime achievement is still talking. Finally, the Oscar pool winner is declared (sorta), a candy update from a few weeks ago, and Steven Spielberg gets really good tail.

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February 21, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #161: I Dream of Katie Jean

It's Oscar time, and being movie fans the guys decided to make some Oscar predictions. To do this they've enlisted Corey's friend - movie aficionado, eBay model and style blogger, Katie Jean, to help out. Katie's not just a pretty face, she's actually seen most of the nominated films. She's particularly fond of La Vie En Rose (never heard of it either) and that's hardcore. Hear all the picks and predictions provided the guys can decide what order to do them in - a particularly loud and nearly violent process. Plus, Big Brother's undercover gay, Gene Simmons has a boring sex tape, and everything you always wanted to know about Lindsay Lohan's nipples but were afraid to ask.

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Katie Jean lets the fur fly after the show

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February 14, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #160: The Fat Friend

Corey didn't see it, but Joel starts off the show with his Grammy review. It's hard to enjoy the Grammys when the music is just so awful. Like who? Like Carrie Underwood, Josh Groban, Kanye West, Herbie Hancock and pretty much everyone else. Taylor Swift stinks, but at least she' hot. Not hot - Aretha Franklin's fat arm. Gross. Also, Corey gets a special holiday gift, great moments in racism, February movies suck and which musical legend is ready for the Death Pool?

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Corey works on his Redd Foxx look. It's getting there.

Posted by joel at 04:28 PM

February 07, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #159: Turn This Off at 63:00

What to do? It was a very good hour+ of show and a retarded, hard-headed obnoxious, political debate at the end. So yeah, follow the title and turn it off, you won't miss much. Actually there's no politcal talk at all in the beginning, as the guys review the Super Bowl. And the Super Bowl commercials and why can't Carlos Mencia just die? But Joel really loved the Puppy Bowl. Even cold-hearted Corey warms to it and found a favorite pup. But what of the other counter programming? Seal on Ice?!? You gotta be kidding. Also, dead, dumb Heath Ledger, French candy reviewed, and sixth-graders perform M*A*S*H. The longest, single show ever, and hardly the best.

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January 31, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #158: The Essence of Our Elders

After a very long time, good friend and great comic Steve Brewer returns to the show. Steve performed at last week's Comedy Fest as well as sharing an entire weekend of work with Joel, so he's full of good stories. Like what comic nearly ruined the weekend by going over his time? And how did a kindly 90-year-old man help Joel have one of his best shows ever? And how did the old fart prevent Joel from getting laid? Also, Brewer's road comic piss dilemma, more Cloverfield discussion, and Corey & Joel have one of the most intense fights ever - but it's not over women, money or power - it's over candy.

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January 21, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #157: Live from the Fest

Corey and Joel are live from the 1st annual Detroit International Comedy Festival at Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle on this special show. The guys sit down with all the stars of the show, like headliner Mike Green. Mike details his 22-year rise to stardom and the four wives it took to get him there. He describes being the subject of a new documentary, the genesis of his material and how he tries not to sound like Dane Cook. Then you'll meet relative newcomer Dave Landau, who's made appearances on Comedy Central and Last Comic Standing. Even with his success, Dave still has to take 3AM flight to his Carribean honeymoon. What's the itenerary Detroit to Nassau via Stockholm? Dave's a good sport and a good comic. We also catch up with performers and old friends Keith Ruff, Bill Hildebrandt and Bill Bushart. Find who got banned from a club and why, who hated their Festival set and who won't allow Joel back at his house for a party. Also, club owner and comedy legend Mark Ridley stops by, a check bounces (not Mark's!) and the best Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks impressions - ever.

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Hanging with Mike Green (above) and Bill Bushart (below)

Posted by joel at 02:57 PM

January 17, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #156: The Fest and the Rest

It's a special show this week, as Corey and Joel preview the first annual Detroit International Comedy Festival. They're joined in this by festival organizer/comedian/Corey and Joel Roaster, Kevin Wheeler. Kevin runs down the line-up which features Corey, Joel, tons of past guest comics from the show and even Full House-alumnus Dave Coulier. Kevin describes the challenges of bringing the festival to fruition as the guys detail their plans of covering the festival for the show. But that's not all, as Joel recommends his favorite new reality show, Parking Wars, which sends Corey into a tizzy. Seems he hates parking enforcement officers more than Al Queda. Is it just white-liberal rage, or is there some justification? Also, find out if the new sci-fi dorkfest flick Cloverfield is worth your time and hard earned pesos. Corey's suggestion - sit far, far away.

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Click here for a larger version of the festival flyer

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January 10, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #155: The Songs of the 70s

In their first "real" show show of 2008 (after the Death Pool) the guys recap their respective New Years Eves. While both did gigs and both got caught in the snow, only Joel rang in the new year miserable, cold, alone, and scared - the same way he spent most of 2007. Also, the fan Death Pool draft went down with increased participation and just a little bit of controversy. Who chose obscure BBC actors? Who hates old baseball coaches? Who tried to draft all four Golden Girls? Plus, Joel recounts the heyday of 70s pop and hear one of the most amazing stories of showbiz fame (or lack thereof) ever. To top it off, Corey learns about dagos, American Gladiators returns, and is there such a thing as a fat Jew?

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January 03, 2008

Corey and Joel Radio Show #154: Death Pool 2008

Everyone's favorite feature is back, it's the Death Pool draft for 2008! And this year, Joel didn't mess up the recording. There's a new panel too, with announcer Rob Rose, comic Tim Walsh and Corey's goomah, Amy. Hear them pick which celebrities are going to die in 2008. Hear the hilarity as Tim picks someone already dead - or is she? How many pro wrestlers get picked? Does Corey hold on to Dick Clark for another year? Does Soupy Sales' vim and vigor taunt Joel in the middle of the night? Are there any other old First Ladies for Amy to pick? It's sixteen rounds of mean-spirited strategy, fun and laughter. Also, sign up for the mailing list to get an additional thirty minutes of show with the last five rounds of draft and lots of funny analysis - a must listen.

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Spoilers ahead! - Download the complete printable PDF list of this years draft by clicking right here

Posted by joel at 02:34 PM

December 27, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #153: The Big Demilio

Back after a long absence it's a friend of ours, everybody's favorite comedy good guy Sal Demilio, with a bag of holiday cheer for the fellas. Sal offers his lock solid, bet the house, can't miss picks for the College Football Bowl season. So if you lose money, don't blame him, but keep in mind he probably knows some people who can get you a loan. Then it's on to Corey's country X-mas in the hinterlands, while Sal and Joel swap stories of their traditional Italian family seasonal traditions. Lots of yummy pasta but what's the deal with the freaking "seven fishes"? Also: Death pool pre-game, ghetto shopping malls, and the wonder of Eddie Mekka. Plus Corey reveals his list of the absolute worst movies of 2007.

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December 20, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #151: Kwaanzakkah Part 1

Your favorite podcasters have created a new holiday, Kwaanzakkah, and invited Detroit's best black, Jewish and other comedians to help celebrate. As packed house at Club Bart in Ferndale, MI listens on, the guys welcome show newcomer Nate Fridson, veteran Keith Ruff - who had played pretty much everywhere before this, top Jew and hilarious comic Ben Konstanitin, and rising star and Corey and Joel insulter Matt McClowry. It's a great line-up of comedians, so put on a ridiculous outfit and enjoy one of Corey and Joel's finest moments.

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Joel represents the motherland, while Corey makes like the chosen people

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Corey and Joel Radio Show #152: Kwaanzakkah Part 2

The second part of the Kwaanzakkah celebration features the huge talent(s) of Miss Crystal P, long-time friend Jeff Dwoskin, relative newcomer Adam Sokol and a special appearance by show fave Mike Lundy. Mike, of course, has strong words for Joel's outfit, but Corey's garb seems to get more attention overall. The guys also try to speak to German superfan Nils, who flew in unexpectedly, but Nils is left speechless by the celebration of all things black and Jewish. Also, was the show good enough for a sequel? Joel has a good title, anyway. Happy Kwaanzakkah everybody!

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Crystal P yuks it up with the hosts

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December 13, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #150: Punky Brewster Gets Pregnant

After 150 shows, Joel finally has his proudest achievement - procuring free porn in a hotel room. Yes, Joel found a way to unlock the non-stop filth at a fairly classy place over the weekend. Get the full step-by-step instructions on this show. Never spend a lonely night in a hotel room again. Also, possibly the most contentious movie review in the show's history. The film is Juno, and the guys couldn't disagree about it more. Corey found it funny, honest and moving, while Joel thought it was lame, pretentious and humorless. Should Joel like a movie just because he likes the bands on the soundtrack? What if the music isn't used well? It's a hot debate on this show. Plus, who's the presidential nominee, porn PPV ripoffs, and Lily Allen vs ELO.

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December 05, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #149: Thank You Evel

Corey gets grumpy when he loses. And there's a lot of losing going around on show #149. First, Joel takes a seemingly insurmountable lead in the Death Pool. This is courtesy of Evel Kneivel's early exit - and a three-year-old keeper pick. Can anyone possibly catch him? Corey's only a John Goodman coronary away, so this could get interesting. Joel is also dominating this year's fantasy football league, though the playoffs are close, and again Corey struggling to get in. If only he was Helio Castroneves, who can win auto races, dance compititions and bang hot young chicks all at the same time. But can he podcast? Also, TV shows for girls, Corey's candy emporium find, Joel's video game suggestions, and Jews love Florida.

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November 28, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #148: Three Guys One Cup

After an aborted attempt to take over the show, announcer Rob Rose sits in, drinks beer, and moderates an often heated dialog between the hosts. Joel wonders why illegal immigrants don't just buy a plane ticket. Corey wonders why two girls would take part in one of the most disgusting viral porn videos ever. It's called "2 Girls 1 Cup" and you'll actually thanks us for not linking to it. Somehow, Joel had never seen this piece of extreme filth until now, so listen to his live reaction. The guys then discuss some other gross and bizarre web videos, including one that make you feel differently the next time you walk into a Wal-Mart. Also, a Presidential candidate TV quiz, C&J's live plans change, rock & roll collaborations, and 2008 Death Pool plans.

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November 22, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #147: Butch is Having a Party

It's a holiday week, at least in the US, so enjoy some pre-Thanksgiving cheer with Corey and Joel. Some people get too enthused about Thanksgiving and their blood lust for a holiday ham is actually endangering us all. Corey thinks it's cultural. Read between the lines. It's also the start of the holiday movie season, and the guys give their review of Beowulf. It's 3D, digital, amazing and ridiculous all at the same time - and that's just the CG boobs. Also, Joel's TV commercial debut, small town comedy blues, Leno works through the writers strike, and Dennis Kucinich has a hot wife - really.

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November 15, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #146: Sabo Knows Comedy

It's an honor to welcome one of our favorite guests, Steve Sabo, back to the program. Not that Steve's happy to be back as the guys grill him on this show. See, Steve books a lot of comedy rooms where Corey and Joel perform, only the guys aren't necessarily happy with the treatment they're getting. The money stinks, the gigs are far away, and there's not enough of them! Steve takes the hits and rolls with them, deflecting the blame to hillbilly bar owners, and the economics of comedy. Is it enough to break-up the friendship, or can the guys find some common ground? Also, Aqua Dots are fun, a John Cusack double-feature review and a 12-year-old girl tries comedy on Kid Nation. Update: Steve just booked the 12-year-old.

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November 08, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #145: A Box of Valves

This week, Corey and Joel return to the two-man format that made them famous. No more Wolfmans or ghost hunters or wayward teenagers this week, just pure C&J goodness. Not that the guys don't recap the last few wild weeks of shows, as Joel finds the John Tenney appearance similar to a recent televised fight between two magicians - the bullshit artist vs. the bullshit artist. Also, the guys recap Halloween, including what TV shows celebrated the holiday and how The View and Regis & Kelly took Halloween to whole new douchey level. Plus, Corey reviews two new movies, I'm Not There and Fred Claus, and the guys play the new game that's sweeping the nation - "NHL Star or Convicted War Criminal?".

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November 01, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #144: Cass of 2007

It was a long time ago when Cass was first in the studio. Back then, she was a 17-year-old who Joel picked up when she ran out of gas on the freeway. Now, she's back on the eve of her 20th birthday and gives the guys an update. Cass has relocated to the East coast, but doesn't think that East Boston is the greatest place in the world. Unless you want to get picked up by Puerto Rican guys. She's also in school and her ultimate career goal is noble one, but surprising for a girl with three tongue piercings. Yes, Cass is even more tattooed and pierced then ever and thinks she might regret it some time, but not now. She also tells tales of fatal car accidents, risqué MySpace photos, underage drinking and the mom that seems to think that all of this is OK. To know her is to love her, so spend some time with Cass.

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One more year and Cass can do more than pose with the bottles

Posted by joel at 04:42 PM

October 24, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #143 Part 1: Paranoid or Paranormal?

As part of the Halloween celebration, Corey and Joel welcome paranormal investigator and lecturer John E.L. Tenney. John is an old friend of Corey's and speaks on the topic of UFOs, ghost-hunting, and other tales of the unknown. It's not clear how much John actually believes in these legends, but here's enthusiastic nonetheless. John tells of ghost hunting and while he think they're out there, it's usually a smudge on a negative. He's also an amateur magician, like Joel, so don't try any parlor tricks. But you don't need to try any fakery - John believes all kinds of bullshit! He believes fluoridated water is evil even though his own teeth are falling out of his head. He thinks UFOS exist even though most goobers from Iowa are making them up. One thing is certain - even if you don't believe him, he's entertaining anyway. Listen and judge for yourself.

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John contemplates the international conspiracy that is Toffifay

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Corey and Joel Radio Show #143 Part 2: Paranoid or Paranormal?

In this second and sure-to-be controversial part, John E.L. Tenney starts a major fight about the alleged conspiracy surrounding the Kennedy assassination. John is very informed on the subject and believes there was a conspiracy, Corey is less informed and feels the same, and Joel thinks they're both assholes. Joel brings up many scarcely-reported facts that point to Oswald's guilt, only to have John and Corey talk louder and say less. Is Joel being hard-headed? Is Corey really unaware of the facts? Is John more than a little drunk? It's a must-listen argument of historic proportions. Also, cryptozoology debunked, Kid Rock history, Toffifay lust, and elementary school love notes. Don't miss this show!

Right click here to download - 65 minutes, 31 megs

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October 18, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #142: Howl with the Wolfman

It's an early Halloween treat, as Corey and Joel welcome public access TV Star Wolfman Mac to the show. See, Mac Kelly is a mild-mannered former radio DJ, until the night falls and he becomes Wolfman Mac, star of Nightmare Sinema, the finest public-domain schlock cinema show we know. Turns out Mac was inspired by cult legends The Ghoul and Sir Graves Ghastly, so this unusual profession is a home-grown labor or love (and prosthetics). Mac tells his story of becoming the Wolfman, his show's unusual history and how it takes 90+ minutes in the make-up chair. If this sounds silly, remember that Mac was once a DJ named Tad Pole on K-Frog and also hosted a radio station's polka hour. Also, Halloween mania, college vs pro football, bad podcasters, and psychics - real or not?

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The Wolfman as seen on channel 176 everywhere

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October 11, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #141: Enthusiasm Curbed

While it's been covered before, there's really nothing more annoying than a text message. Especially at 5 AM, and when it's not a booty call. Welcome to Joel's life. Actually, that sounds like a plot to HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm, though that would be funnier than a lot of recent episodes. Seems both Corey and Joel have issues with the Larry David show, but it's not all bad in TV land as the new fall shows continue their roll-out. Listen for reviews of ABC's newies, Pushing Daisies, Carpoolers and the inexplicable Cavemen. One of those is really good, too. Also, a Bionic Woman update, high school football nostalgia and Corey says George Clooney done made a good movie.

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October 03, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #140: Pardon Our French

This show contains a true story of how Corey and Joel were mere days from the radio big-time. That's right, the guys were flirting with terrestrial radio and had pretty-much gotten to first base - but now, in a shocking turn their would-be-lover has left (or switched formats). Hear the whole true, ironic and heartbreaking story here for the first time. Also, the guys go to another Lions game, and despite the historic victory the fight between them continues. Plus, more new TV show reviews (Kid Nation, The Office) and announcer Rob Rose, our in-studio guest, finds years of studying the French language useful for the first time as he translates the guys' awful comments for our new Parisian friend. This has to be heard to believed.

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September 26, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #139: Four Fingers

Yeah, it's the new TV season and we've got a ton of reviews of the new shows. Some are just returning faves like Curb Your Enthusiasm, which proves jack-off jokes told by guys in their 60s can still be funny (so listen to this show in 30 years). There's also Heroes, How I Met Your Mother, Survivor and even Dancing with the Stars gets a look. We know it's for old ladies, but DWTS has hot chicks and flamboyant homos - two staples of this show. You'll also hear the new review system and how it relates to the backseat of your parents' car. Also, Halo 3 hype, Corey loves junk food, Oscar De la Hoya in drag and the Meg White sex tape - oh, but it can't really be Meg because she'd never do something like have sex and enjoy it or something like that, right?

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Corey's face says it all about Halo 3 (and Mountain Dew Game Fuel)

Posted by joel at 10:44 PM

September 20, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #138: OJ & the Gay Robots

The guys are still reeling from this week's Detroit Lions' victory. It was a triumphant moment for the team, and Corey and Joel were there to see it live. But, as lifelong Lions fan, did Corey's cynicism ruin the moment for Joel? Was he correct in thinking the "Lie-Downs" were blowing it again? Does he feel any remorse for being a killjoy? Listen in as it's a loud, angry and often funny argument - possibly C&J's best. Also from the football files is OJ Simpson's latest arrest, and why the end end result is being predicted here with 100% certainty. And finally a review of one of the summer's biggest blockbusters, Transformers, finally seen in the "glory" of IMAX. Not to spoil the review, but this will be making an end of the year list - and not the good one. Listen as 60 years of combined geekdom eviscerates Hollywood's latest nostalgia cash-in.

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September 13, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #137: Celebrity Elbow Boob

The boob isn't a reference to our guest, comedian PJ, but make sure to introduce him properly. Joel doesn't, as he's too busy telling his story of a drunken musical celebrity feel-up that happened many years ago. But would anyone feel-up current musical celebrity Britney Spears? After a limp and lethargic performance on the recent MTV Awards, she still has her fans though, in particular the biggest homo in America, who has to be heard to be believed. Also, 9/11 memories, getting stalked in World of Warcraft, a fantasy football update and The King of Kong - the best movie about Donkey Kong - ever.

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Posted by joel at 01:13 PM

August 30, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #136: The Peanut Gallery

Back from the big weekend on WKRK in Detroit, Corey and Joel get down to business with a look at who's not hot anymore, including Lindsay Lohan, who's new film Joel had the pleasure of not simply walking out on, but instead, driving out on. It was such a bad film it was hardly worth the cheapo drive-in fee. Not that the drive-in isn't a good time, but is it also racially segregated? Plus, America's creepiest neighbor, America's stupidest woman (a tie?), reality shows go belly up, and housesitting equals banging on the living room carpet.

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August 23, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #135: Wheeled Away

As the guys prepare for their big shot on CBS Radio, it's also a big week due to the Fantasy Football draft. Who won and who got hosed? Who's internet crapped out? Also, If there was a heaven, would you really want to go there? What do you look like in heaven, you at your most young and virile or at the time of your death? How did George Lucas get this wrong? Plus, the worst most embarrassing ways to lose a girlfriend, chicks love Harry Potter, and Corey and Joel's dads prepare for radio fame.

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August 16, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #134: Legitimate Buttholes

Joel's back from the Gathering of the Juggalos, and he's got quite a story. Turns out his pro-wrestling feud was ended and not to his satisfaction. Find out how much pain he's in today. There's also more Death Pool activity this week with Corey getting both good and bad news. Speaking of good news, there's a MAJOR announcement in the 2nd half of the show and we're not just wasting caps, it's MAJOR. Also, we review Superbad (it's super-good), Joel goes for a Rubik's cube record, and who's still hot and who's not.

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August 07, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #133: TV Party

For probably the first time, there's really only one topic today - TV. Not that the show hasn't been TV heavy in the past, but now it's like Rosie O'Donnell heavy with TV. In fact, it's so morbidly obese and filled with nerdy references to shows and characters from TV's past we recommend that you open Wikipedia and try to follow along. We learn that Corey can remember intricate plot details about Colombo from 35 years ago and that Joel feels the Three's Company's writers were lazy by reinventing Dean Travers as Mr. Angelino. Also discussion of Blossom, My Two Dads, Hogan's Heroes, American Inventor, Flight of the Conchords and tons more. When should Corey delete some of this old info from his brain and make room for current stuff? You decide. Listen and laugh - this is a good one.

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August 02, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #132: PJ and the Bears

Nothing like having our first and favorite guest, PJ back in the studio. And he's just back from the Ratt/Poison concert. How have the hair metal girls of the 80s held up? PJ updates us. There's also a ton of Death Pool activity, as Joel makes a late summer surge for the title once again. Will Soupy Sales see 2008? Joel hopes not. Plus, the Simpsons Movie is out and the guys have seen it (except Corey). Does it live up to 18 years of hype? Is it more like an old Simpson or a new Simpsons? Why did "Mr. Move Critic", Corey, not even see the damn thing? Also, PJ loves The Varsity, Food Network HD, and old fogies kill baseball.

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PJ, the dog lover

Posted by joel at 04:42 PM

July 26, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #131: Like It's a White Woman

What to do when the entire sporting world in entrenched in scandals? Make fun of it - that's the goal of show #131. Corey and Joel peel back the curtain on baseball's steroid scandal and expose the hypocrisy of its punditry and how MLB can actually learn something from pro wrestling. Mike Vick, his dog raising ways and the gambling NBA ref also take their shots, too. With all the sporting scandal, it's no wonder people are turning their back on sports and watching reality TV, like Big Brother. The guys are fascinated by the live BB feed on Showtime and it's current nudity count - guys two, girls one, hot girls zero. Also, superhero fetishes, Eddie Vestoon, and Upchuck tha Clown thrills his fan(s).

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July 19, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #130: Impressive (For the Ghetto)

Joel's back from vacation - and having more fun now. Joel visited family in "Hotlanta" and runs down the highlights, including the "world's largest drive-in restaurant" and no cell phone coverage. The second half picks up with frequent guest Mike Lundy, recounting his past life as a caddy to the stars. Who's bags did he carry? Corey shares his childhood encounters with sports stars, too, including having to "wake up" one of the NHL's all-time toughest players. Also, Mike's new film project, celebrity golf, and Jon Lovitz fights Andy Dick.

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Posted by joel at 04:33 PM

July 10, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #129: Donuts, Wiis, Links and Flips

It's a hot, summer day so what better to do than play golf and podcast? At least that's what Corey and announcer Rob Rose had in mind. Now they're tired and sunburned and attempting to recover with a Buzz Cola. See, The Simpsons Movie promotion has "real" Springfield products for sale at local 7-11s (and in some cases, Kwik-E-Marts). So the guys try some pink sprinkly donuts and Krusty-Os cereal. Is it "Mmmmm" or "Doh!". Also some thoughts on Holly from show #128, The Transformers invade theaters, kids' TV memories and Joel gets choked by a wrestler - for real. Rob's appearances always make for a good show, so listen!

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Corey ran off to Kwik-E-Mart

Posted by joel at 04:43 PM

July 04, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #128: Our Buddy, Holly

There's been some wacky chicks on the show over the years, and people wonder how they were discovered. This week's answer - craigslist! The guys answered an ad from a twenty-two year-old self-described "adorable fattie" named Holly, and now she's in the studio to tell all. Holly's got quite a life - running off with a man 30 years her senior, flirting with her psychologist and fighting with cops. She even accuses one of the hosts of trying to grab her boobs! Her round, luscious 36 DD boobs......Anyway, Holly's a good-time party girl, but would she ever do porn? Phone sex? Bang a black guy? Listen as she reveals all. The Corey and Joel Radio Show - where stars are born.

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Actually it was craigslist......

Boobs+Corey = guilty as charged

Posted by joel at 10:22 PM

June 27, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #127: Vince vs Karma

Corey and Joel have been on and off fans of pro-wrestling throughout the years. Franky, it's been really stupid recently, especially the WWE's recent storyline of Chairman Vince McMahon being "killed" on a recent TV show. It would have not been covered on this show until this past week, when one of Vince's biggest stars died for real - as they've been doing for the last 10 years. Not only that, but said star, Chris Benoit, killed his wife and 7-year-old son before he hung himself. Good one, Vince! Unfortunately, this is for real and the guys think Vince might be the biggest douchebag on the planet. Should WWE's TV be cancelled? Should wrestling be regulated? Why do so many wrestlers die before they're fourty-five? While we're at it, why couldn't someone have killed the makers of Evan Almighty? It's the year's worst movie, and C&J dissect exactly what went wrong. Really, it's so bad you want to put the film on an ark and sent it out to see. Steve Carrell, what happened?

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June 21, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #126: Barnacle Bill

Comedian and frequent guest Bill Hildebrandt returns this week. It's been hard getting Bill on the show as been sailing the high seas performing on cruise ships. He's been to Alaska, the Caribbean and most recently Europe (no word if he got to ride the Tram). Bill tells us what's good and what sucks in the rest the world and if jokes about Chuck E. Cheese play well in Sweden. Then there's more jokes as the summer TV tradition of Last Comic Standing returns - this time with a Corey and Joel alumnus (and his puppet). The really great summer reality competition, however, is ABC's Next Best Thing. It's American Idol for impressionists. Play along as Bill tries to win a few bucks from the guys by guessing the impersonated celebrities. No, that wasn't Redd Foxx.

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June 14, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #125: Yo David Chase, Eat Me

The Sopranos series finale has America talking and has C&J pissed off. Now, after eight years of intense drama we can reveal the Sopranos shocking final revelation - Meadow can't parallel park. Oh, and Tony likes onion rings. The abrupt, non surprise ending left many fans outraged and ready to cancel HBO, but Corey thinks critics might have missed the point. Joel thinks Corey’s just being a dick again. Meanwhile, there’s major death pool action. What celebs are clinging to life, and what death pool players are clinging to hope of a victory? Also, is David Copperfield gay? Are any magicians straight? Can you make a battery out of a potato? What's that in Mr. Wizards pants? Corey explains the trouble with stupid kids ruining World of Warcraft and there's an extra dorky discussion of the finer points of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Finally, a fan gets has his dream come tru as Corey and Joel record his answering machine message. He'll probably regret that request.

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June 06, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #124: Let's Rodeo

After last year's wonderful show, we couldn't not go back to to Motor City Pride. So we gathered up our recorder, Andrea the Intern and headed out to Ferndale's gayest day. And despite the crappy weather, the homos were out. Among the highlights were the gay rodeo rustlers including Mr. Leather Cowboy; a brash and apparently well-hung underwear salesman; pot activist and Joel's old college professor Marvin Marvin; and Detroit's funniest lesbian, Heather, who tries to convert our poor little intern. Also, we catch up with the former Edith Uranus, now known as Ima Cornholer and find out why he's always the bridesmaid and never the bride. Maybe it's because he's 6 foot tall with a beard. Still, Ima's a comedic superstar and the new Queen of the Corey and Joel Radio Show. We also have update on the status of "Mr. Leather Michigan", and why he wasn't who we thought he was. We meet the the rightful titleholder and you'll find out more about the leather scene than you ever wanted to know. Plus, a big announcement from city councilman Craig Covey! Listening will not make you gay.

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Mr. Leather Cowboy gets stern with Joel

Corey turns on Ima Cornholer

Posted by joel at 07:21 PM

May 31, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #123: That Never Gets Old

After last week's Cherry Brooklyn extravaganza, it's time for the guys to reflect on what's really important, like summer movies, indie rock and record store geeks. Such is this week's show. Remember that movie that Corey and his girlfriend talked through a few weeks ago? Well that was Knocked Up, and we finally have the review. Was it a stoner-geek classic or a chick flick? Maybe both. Also, Corey goes to a gay barbecue, it's the blacks vs the whites at UFC 71, plans for Nigerian email scammers, and Joel's Twilight Zone-like Memorial Day - all in one big, stupid show.

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Posted by joel at 03:07 PM

May 24, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #122: A Good Mix

Cherry Brooklyn has been here before. On show 69, discussing her adult personal ads, and celebrating her birthday. We hadn't heard from her since she was in a LTR, but now that's over, so let's get drunk! And how newly-single is Ms. Brooklyn? The answer is surprising, even for her. She talks about what went wrong, the joy of couples counseling, and the exact amount and frequency of sex she requires. Cherry's on the prowl for a European man, so even our listeners might be in luck. She also requires lots of oral attention, so trim those mustaches, boys. Cherry's not done there, and the last ten minutes of the show might be the most graphic stuff anyone's ever said on the show, so you've been warned.

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Cherry shows you where she wants it, and you can rest your drink, too

Posted by joel at 03:54 PM

May 16, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #121: Gilmore Guys

The Corey and Joel Radio Show is a lot like the Gilmore Girls, we talk and talk and talk about pop culture and make endless wise cracks, just without the hot Mother/Daughter action. This week is a lot like that show. And why does the Mom finally fall for the guy with the backward hat? Do all local greasemonkeys and short-order cooks really have a heart of gold? The Sopranos sucks, too, but at least something happened this week. Also, The Kentucky Derby winner talks funny, Kirk Cameron is gay for Jesus, Jerry Falwell is dead (thank God), Apple fans hate us and Larry the Cable isn't funny - again.

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May 10, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #120: Andrea Soup

Joel gets another year older and celebrates with one his favorite people in the world - not Corey, it's Andrea the Intern! Some of you may know Andrea from her appearances on The Funhouse, where she has given Joel a massage, performed her own rap and read erotic fiction - some of which you'll hear here. She's also a MySpace whore, a comic book junkie and a reformed liquor drinker. She also has a secret history with Corey which will be explained as well. She'll pretty much do anything, but does anything include the Marzipan dildo? Also, more Spiderman feedback, the 80s become cool, Joel takes a survey and the sex dice - yes or no?

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Andrea and Joel get comfy......

...and Corey does what he does best

Posted by joel at 04:28 PM

May 03, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #119: Double Date

It wasn't supposed to happen this way, but after a long, stressful day Corey invited his girlfriend Amy to sit in on the show. Unbeknownst to Corey, Joel invited his date for the night to sit in, making the first ever Corey and Joel Double Date. That's not to say there isn't arguing. Amy accuse Joel of being a homophobe, only to have the contents of Joel's DVR expose his real tendencies. Those contents: Dancing with the Stars and a Liza Minelli TV special. Can guys appreciate a 70's-era Liza? Listen and find out. Also, a movie showdown, find out which host made a "love" CD for his girl, and missing limbs = comedy.

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Posted by joel at 12:32 PM

April 26, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #118: Injun Red

Corey and Joel have a big fight - right at the top of the show. No announcing, no nothing just fighting. Then the guys come together to hate on other stuff: Michigan's upper peninsula, the Calgary Flames, phony Indian casinos and more. Then Joel has a near-death experience on the air and Corey just points, laughs, and describes it all for the listeners. What a dick. Almost as bad as Alec Baldwin and his voice mail to his kid. Did the kid deserve it? Did Joel? Also, a Spider Man 3 review, the VT shooter and his whore, nostalgia sucks, getting older and getting laid, and a great listener email.

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April 19, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #117: We Burn in Hell

So this week's big news is the Virginia Tech shooting. While very sad, Corey believes he can avert further tragedy with a unique solution. Let's just say it involves America's sorority girls and leave it at that. Joel feels it's a solution better suited to Europe, but thinks it might have some merit. It's funny, sick and wrong all at the same time. Also, the guys bemoan America's tech illiteracy and marvel at the ability of teenage boys to view naked boobs. Plus, Corey was a jerk in public, Joel loves cheese pizza, the harsh reality of comedy on the road and the iPod still sucks.

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April 11, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #116: The I-Man Sucketh

So radio curmudgeon Don Imus got suspended for "insesitive remarks" about the Rutgers Women's basketball team. We think he should be fired for general ineptitude, as we hate the "I-Man", his show, his sidekicks, his wife, his kids, his very existince. Still, he might be getting a raw deal here - since when has Al Sharpton made sense? Hear Imus' original comments and the full analysis here. Also, Joel bombs in front of Christians but is talented enough to follow a 12-year-old; we review the highly anticipated (by geeks) Hot Fuzz. Is it more succesful at getting laughs than Imus? Plus, Harry Berberian was briefly an MTV star the 1990s and we have the proof.

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Posted by joel at 05:09 PM

March 28, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #114: Channeling Cosby

Back in the studio for the first time in two weeks, and the guys are joined by comic Mike Lundy to sit in on the Roast breakdown and other bullshit. Firstly, a review of this show's Hindenburg footage - Chill's spot at the Roast. We dissect how the perfect disaster was formed on stage, how he could've possibly confused Corey and Joel and why refusing to give up made it the funniest moment ever. Also, why you you should never let your biggest fan get too close and why Corey and Joel's biggest fan has to be someone who doesn't know how to drive. Later, we go after accused joke thief Carlos Mencia. This time Mencia has allegedly ripped off a classic Bill Cosby bit. Hear them both and her the guys' verdict. Besides, nobody does Cosby like Mike Lundy. Plus, more bad TV, Lily Tomlin's incredible fight with her director, and Joel does Dustin Hoffman and it sounds like Jimmy Durante.

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When Mike makes that face, he becomes the Coz

Posted by joel at 02:42 PM

March 22, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #112: The Roast Part 1

You asked for it fans - and remember that after you've heard it - it's the Corey and Joel Roast, and it's as evil as advertised. Russ Brown, the rostmaster, kicks things off in fine style with a hilarious set, before handing over the podium to Mike Lundy who thinks Corey's movie reviews show an underlying homo tendency (he might be right). Crusty veteran Bill Hildebrandt steps up and would to tell the guys to get out of the business - if they were actually in it. Show fave Steve Sabo gets great laughs, as does plumber turned comic John Tortilott. Also, Comedy Castle manager Kevin Wheeler gets his shots in, a bizarre appearance from Hortense the Hand Puppet of Low Self-esteem, and our new weapon in the War on Terror - the comedy of Chill. Really, Chill does so bad we could drop his set on Iraq and they'd be singing "God Bless America" tomorrow. It's so unintentionally hilarious, you'd think he was trying to fail. There's nothing funnier than paying a tribute to your friends at the "Joery and Cole Show". (Note: the rest of the Roast is below in show #113)

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Russ Brown kicks things off

Posted by joel at 11:39 AM

Corey and Joel Radio Show #113: The Roast Part 2

The Roast continues with final Roaster, PJ, as the bald monster goes Godzilla over the attendees, roasters and especially Corey and Joel. PJ surveys the audience and finally uncovers the show's true demographic. Then Joel steps up to fight back, but it's a feeble attmept. His best lines are reserved for German Superfan Nils, whom Joel blames a for lack of preparation. Hey, you babysit a 6'2 nerd for four days and tell me how many good jokes you can write. The evening concludes with Corey and his goodtime, sushine comedy, accusing one comic of smoking crack and imploring another to kill his wife. Corey really calls the kettle black with bald jokes and fat jokes, but unlike most guys they actually go over. Like most Roasts, it's a funny, good-spirited time - only this one has less good-spirits. (Note: Part 1 of the Roast is show #112)

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PJ smash!

Posted by joel at 11:23 AM

March 15, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #111: Battle of the Bulges

It's a landmark day, as German Superfan Nils launches a blitzkrieg on the studio, living out his dream of trading jokes with American fat guys. Is he the first funny German in history? Announcer Rob "The Fogcutter" Rose steps up to defend America's honor, and gives the invader one right between the eyes. Nils has also brought enough German candy to rot all of America's teeth, and we sample them all. Plus, we finally read Lauren's term paper report on the show (see show #98), and its a shocker. Fortunately, a surprise guest steps up to defend Joel's honor. Also, why did comic Richard Jeni blow his brains out? Was Platypus Man really that bad? All this in a wild, 80-minute show.

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Corey pigs out

The mother lode of Deutch treats

Steff comes in to defend (wine in hand)

Nils is the coolest, isn't he?

Posted by corey at 12:45 PM

March 08, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #110: A Lots Sexy Gay

With just a week until the big two year anniversary roast spectacular, the boys take a nostalgic trip back to the early days of podcasting, before everyone on earth had a show, and dickheads started ripping C&J off. Other topics: Joel gets a haircut at he black barber shop. Did he get a high top fade? Will he need to start using that wave cap? Speaking of blacks, how did the star of Booty Call become black America’s most respected actor? Also, Corey makes a trip to the adult novelties store, just what turns him on? Naughty nurses? More like slutty librarians. Why does every new band want to sound like Bruce Springsteen? UFC star Chuck Liddell proves that Nyquil and morning TV don’t mix, a psuedo-celebrity death, and what crazy search engine queries do people use to find the show? Naked Latino booty?

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Posted by corey at 04:17 PM

March 01, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #109: Return of the Uglies

Not that he's ugly, but comic Russ Brown returns to the show. It's a big week, too as the Oscars just happened but out-of-touch Russ couldn't be bothered to watch. Still, Russ gives his thoughts on Joel's "hots", "so-sos" and "uglies" from this year's telecast. Who's stock fell from the Golden Globes? Who's rose? Who could haunt a house? Not only was she ugly, but Ellen Degeneres wasn't funny on the show, either. That leads into a discussion of bad comedy and the guys found Exhibit A in the world of bad, tired, hack stand-up comedy and you'll hear it all. Also, we discuss the roast preparations and what stuff we want Nils to bring from Germany. We also finally put to rest the "wave" cap controversy from last week. Turns out Joel was right - but he's still an asshole.

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Posted by joel at 03:31 PM

February 21, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #108: Blaxploitation

It's Black History Month, at least in the US, so why not catch up with the community and one of their proudest members, Chill? Last we saw Chill, he was our sports reporter but this time he's here to report on what's going on at the barbershop (apparently a lot), what happened to the WB and the reality of celebratory gunfire. Chill doesn't want to represent all black people, but his homies were so into "keepin' it real", they failed to show up! Joel tries to represent, but his choice of headgear is both offensive and incorrect. Also, find out what happens at a dogfight, we discuss the upcoming Corey and Joel Roast, and the topic where we can all agree - banging white chicks.

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Joel and his "wave" cap

Posted by joel at 08:13 PM

February 15, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #107: Three For The Show

What should have been a Valentine's Day "double date" was ruined by a massive snow storm, so it's just Joel, Corey and his GF Amy on this week's show. Not that there's a lot of love to go around, as the big snow brings up another global warming debate. Is Corey just a liberal paranoid or is Joel a conservative apologist? Why is Mars getting warmer? Why did the dinosaurs die? Speaking of dead, what happened to Anna Nicole Smith? And find out why you shouldn't share a meal with Howard K. Stern. Also, listener confusion as to which host is which, and who'll play the roles in the Corey and Joel movie. Plus, we still hate Lost (and Norbit), Joel narrowly avoids sex with a fat girl, and who's thinner Corey or Joel?

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Amy attempts to figure out the real Corey, is he above or below?

Posted by joel at 01:23 PM

February 07, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #106: Tang in Space

Comedian and longtime pal, Sal Demilio sits in to break down the Super Bowl, late-night TV, and psycho-bitch astronauts. First, find out who won the big Super Bowl bets, and why Sal had a tough day of wagering. We then dissect the fued between George Lopez and Jay Leno. Why does George consider Jay a back-stabber and does George's endorsement of Craig Ferguson weaken his argument? Hear George's own words skewer the big-chinned comic. Also, how crazy is that astronaut bitch and what would a guy need on a 900-mile drive? And what's it like to "shoot" in space?. Plus, the world's ugliest comedy club waitresses, Faygo wrestling, jobs that get you laid, and Norbit is the worst movie ever.

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Posted by corey at 07:02 PM

February 01, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #105: No Flip Flops

It's Super Bowl time, and what better American tradition is there than gambling? Corey and Joel make a bunch of off the wall bets on the big game, like the length of field goals, player jersey numbers and other crap. They avoid the James Blunt vs Peyton Manning wagering, though. Speaking of sissies, the guys explain why no real men wear sandals. Also, Ivanka Trump's boobs make for an emergency phone call, the death of celebrity nudity, why Paul McCartney was a dick, the greatest comedy albums ever, and why Eddie Murphy is a complete embarrassment. All this while consuming tons of Taco Bell. A modern classic.

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Posted by joel at 10:32 AM

January 24, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #104: Bang Me, Then Pay Me

Still smarting from the dead pool tragedy, Bill Bushart returns, taking a break from his kickboxing class long enough to kick ass the old fashioned way: with a microphone. He joins us in breaking down the Oscar nominees and an other show biz idiots. ESPN host and football meathead Sean Salisbury blurted out an anti-semtic quip,is that Kosher? Do any Jews even play football? Speaking of Jews, our old friend Debbie Schlussel gets voted one of the top "Hebrew Hotties" by Am I Annoying.com?. Is that really an honor? And what truly tasty babes did Deb actually rank higher than? Corey reviews a load of lousy movies; Will Tim Allen break his spirit? Also: Joel botches a magic trick, more disturbing Craigslist postings, Cristina Ricci in chains and Martin Lawrence as a biker. All that, and then a funny argument about global warming turns into a blow up that almost becomes a meltdown.

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Posted by corey at 06:26 PM

January 17, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #103: ur txt msgs sck

It's Golden Globes time again, and while we love movies, we really watch to check out the chicks. So listen, as Joel gives his "who's hot", "who's not", and "who probably has a penis" awards. It's a complete and comprehensive lists of the hotties, horse-faces and old bags of Hollywood. Which host would would give the Ugly Betty girl a good schtup? It might surprise you. We also attempt to cover the universe's other big mystery - why do girls love to text message? It's unbelievable, but it might be that women have actually found something they like to do more than talk. And it sucks for guys 'cause any female friend, ex-girlfriend, or drunken whore will get your ass in trouble with a poorly-timed "What's Up?" text. Can you bitches just stop it? Also, Blockbuster shakes down Joel for Gears of War, Martin Scorcese talks fast and says nothing, Joel meets Reagan, Corey meets Clinton, and Steve Jobs can shove his $600 phone up his ass.

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January 11, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #102: Gears of War Sucks

The arrival of the Xbox 360 to the studio has warmed the hearts of our hosts. The came the rental of Gears of War. Why does the years most critically-acclaimed game look like a giant pile of rubble? Why do all the characters talk like Jesse Ventura from Predator? What insecure small-penised douchebags play this crap? It's not all hate, as we love The Office, Lego Star Wars and HDTV. Except the View, a show with two stand-up comedians that's not funny at all. Speaking of not funny, what roles does Eugene Levy turn down? When can we expect from American Pie 36: The Prostate Exam? How did a super-funny guy end up doing such lame shit? Finally, Joel shows Corey his new internet pal, a super-cute girl with one leg.

Right click here to download - 76 minutes, 36 megs

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January 04, 2007

Corey and Joel Radio Show #101: James Brown's Revenge

It should have been the greatest day in Corey and Joel Radio history. The guys and an all-star panel of comedians gathered to indulge in the annual Death Pool for 2007. For nearly 80 minutes, barbs and one-liners were exchanged. Death was predicted for America's famous senior citizens and a good time was had by all. It was so fun the show spilled into a near 30-minute bonus feature, equally funny and engaging. Then tragedy struck. Joel, the show's techie, made one click too many and the whole thing disappeared into the ether. A recovery was attempted, a file was repaired, yet the damage was too much. The Death Pool as we know it was gone. What was recovered can be heard with this link, but be warned - while it is listenable at times, it's often less comprehendable than Dick Clark.

As a make-up, the guys put together a replacement show using the pristine bonus feature, with the final four draft rounds, as its core and recorded new wrap-arounds describing the whole fiasco. There's even a sample of the restored show in there, too, if you want to listen before you try the original. Maybe that's what you get when you wish death upon people. Maybe Joel's just an idiot. Maybe a little of both. Get the new show and download the official list below. Also send in your fan Death Pool selections to us here. Just follow these instructions on the forum. Feel free to select Joel in your list.

We're sorry.

Right click here to download - 62 minutes, 30 megs

Click here for the official 2007 Death Pool list

Posted by joel at 03:17 AM

December 21, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #100: Santa's Slut

It's a real milestone, as the show reaches it's 100th show. And what could be better than a visit from our greatest guest ever - Nadia from show #53! While she's as horny as ever, life has not been all roses and threesomes. Nadia chronicles her recent health scare, months of hospitalization, and the various machines that had to keep her alive. There was the joy of the vaginal swabbings, but what America's horniest woman do while incapacitated? Bang some interns? Make out with candy stripers? Listen and find out. Now recovered, Corey and Joel put her through her paces with the sex dice, as Joel's bra-removal skills are put to the test, as is Corey's fidelity. Also, Identity sucks, a generous listener, Ultraman vibrators and where to get free porn.

Right click here to download - 78 minutes, 36 megs

Nadia, boobs and sex dice (Joel's hands since removed)

Posted by joel at 12:36 PM

December 13, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #99: Everything We Hate

This week we take on things we (mostly) hate. Like bad comics. Exhibit A: Pauly Shore got punched in the face, or did he? Was it a hoax? A hard hitting C&J investigation looks for clues. Also we try to solve the mystery of Dane Cook. Did he steal Jokes from Louis C.K.? And how can a douche who sucks that bad be so popular? We also examine who's gay in Hollywood and who's not. What female celeb is dating a woman fatter than Corey and Joel put together? Listen to find out. Also, Rachael Ray's husband in a kinky scandal, and get an update the hotness (or notness) of a 44 year-old Phoebe Cates. Is one of America's all-time pieces of ass still worth a roll in the hay? All questions answered within.

Right click here to download - 80 minutes, 38 megs

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December 07, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #98: Wild My Wild

So a young college student, Lauren, wanted to sit in and observe the show for a paper entitled "Something I've Never Experienced Before". Boy did she get it. See, It's our frequent guest Cherry Brooklyn's 30th birthday and we decided to celebrate with gifts, booze and spankings. Of course what would be a better gift than a trip to the adult novelty store, and that's exactly what Cherry gets. We also pick up an adult party game that gets everyone involved, including Lauren, 'til Corey loses one of the dice and the party grinds to a halt. We also hear about Cherry's white trash-themed bar bash, her lesbian mom, and more evidence that asians can't drive.

Right click here to download - 80 minutes, 38 megs

Cherry gives Lauren some "extra credit"

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November 30, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #97: Coochie Friendly Food

It's the debut of Corey's girlfriend, Amy, to the show and she's sure to make her boyfriend blush - at least a little bit. Amy helps the boys chat about the state of modern weddings, old skool video games and what foods make "it" taste better. How far in advance should a bridal dinner be held? Why doesn't anyone throw the garter anymore? We also investigate Amy's booby prize and new ways in which it can be won. Also, Joel makes his Wfuckoff Radio debut and find out if what entertains Juggalos is the least bit interesting to anyone else. Plus, fan email, fantasy football makes you a man, and Corey reviews this year's greatest sci-fi film - Rocky Balboa.

Right click here to download - 80 minutes, 33 megs

Corey drinks away his good looks with Amy

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November 22, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #96: Kramer Vs Comedy

Corey and Joel have of lot of things to be thankful for this year, one of which is that they're not Michael Richards. The washed up Seinfeld star blew a gasket on stage and committed career suicide with a racial tirade, and the guys are ready to perform the comedic autopsy. Who's to blame: the crazy comedian or the jagoff hecklers? Just how many N-Bombs does it take to start a riot? Will this hurt Seinfeld DVD sales in the hood? Then it's off to the movies with reviews of The Fountain and Stranger Than Fiction. Plus, it's an actress round-up as Meg Ryan's got damage, Cameron Diaz is dented, but yet Hollywood thinks Kate Winslet is fat. Also, banging Maggie Gyllenhaal can save your life, Letterman's losing it, and Joel exposes his bitter hatred for Regis Philbin.

Right click here to download - 80 minutes, 33 megs

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November 17, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #95: The Boy Who Loved Ketchup

After being maligned and talked about for the last few weeks, our friend and comedian PJ, returns to the show. It gets quite tense, as PJ and Joel recently went on the road together and an argument ensued over the comsuption of "hot mustard sauce" in a moving automobile. Joel thinks it stunk the joint up awful, and PJ thinks Joel is a pussy who can't eat anything spicy. Corey piles on, as he has been long-critical of Joel's eating habits, and the argument escalates until someone storms out of the studio. We also read one of our wildest fan letters ever. It's so outrageous we can't even say the author's name on the air but it sure is funny. Plus, PJ and his "sure thing", Joel hosts a black comedy night, the death pool goes down to the wire, and breast reduction - a crime against humanity. Our first guest makes his best appearance yet. Listen now!

Right click here to download - 75 minutes, 31 megs

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November 09, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #94: Baby Drama Mama

We're back with show #94 and it's Harry Berberian-free, sort of. Joel describes a weird, off-mike Harry story, that really clears up nothing as to who this guy really is. Stay tuned too, to find out about the alleged Scarlett Johansson blowjob audio tape. Does it really exist and what blogs will help you get to the bottom of the story? Then there's Corey's review of the Borat movie, which America loves, and find out why America won't like Tenacious D. Also, an election breakdown, MySpace stalkers, and Joel touches Corey's girlfriend's boobs - or did he? Listen to find out how you can get a chance to do the same!

Right click here to download - 80 minutes, 33 megs

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November 02, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #93: The Trouble With Harry

For this show we welcome a radio legend no one's ever heard about, Mr. Harry Artin Berberian. Harry's created all kinds of wacky characters for the Howard Stern and Mancow radio shows over the years (check out the promo at his website), and makes an attempt to repeat the magic here. Harry tells us of his improv background, appearances on the Jerry Springer show and how he wants to be the new Borat. We later meet HIV Fonzerelli, MC Sampler, and Hortense the Hand Puppet of Low Self-Esteem. These are either the funniest things you've ever heard or the most obnoxious characters in the world - or both. Hear awful AIDS jokes, dated song parodies and attempts at fame so stupid you can't help but love the guy. Controversial for sure, but definitely funny, welcome Harry to the C&J family.

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That's Harry, or is that Sampler X? Or HIV Fonzarelli?

Posted by joel at 03:17 PM

October 26, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #92: Steve "The Striker" Sabo

Comedian Steve Sabo returns, and this time he's not looking to make people laugh - he's looking to fight. You see, Steve has thoughts that maybe, one day, he'd be able to compete in the Ultimate Fighting Championship. He describes his anger issues, a connection to a past UFC star and shows complete disregard for his own health and safety. Who would he like to fight? Is this the birth of the Corey and Joel Fighting League? Steve's so delusional he even wants to bang Rachael Ray. Also, comedy booking 101, Corey gives an FAQ on cholos, naked girls in hotel corridors, and what are America's blacks doing in Cracker Barrel?

Right click here to download - 80 minutes, 33 megs

Steve grapples with his first foe, a defenseless Joel

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October 19, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #91: We Talk About Broads

It's a special occasion when our announcer Rob Rose can actually sit in on the show, but this is it. Rob and the guys discuss the Death Pool, as Joel cashed in recently with Freddy Fender. Corey speculates on what it's going to take for him to win - a bomb at the Friars Club would do it - and what apparatus is keeping Dick Clark upright these days. We also get you caught up on Fantasy Football where Rob dominates and Joel is his greatest challenger. The second half is dominated by a fresh round of promo recordings for various other shows. Corey seems to hate every other show and lets the other hosts know. Joel prefers some tact, and just wants to be funny and promote the show. The ensuing argument, with Rob in the middle, is an all time classic. Is Corey the King of Dickville? Is Joel too soft on his competeters? Where the hell is Mulberry? All the answers are here.

Right click here to download - 79 minutes, 31 megs

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October 12, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #90: Phoning It In

So the scheduled guest doesn't show up, and it's 70+ minutes of lethargy from your trusted hosts. In fact, they're so bored, they do try to do the show from another room over a cell phone. But before all that, the guys try to launch the show's MySpace page "live", and tell you the rules of MySpace etiquette - or how not to piss of your "friends". Then its a discussion about how slutty Halloween outfits make it the greatest day of the year. Also, hot tub stories, a Wikipedia challenge, Joel gets drunk with a gun, and the greatest Halloween costume for 2006 - you heard it here first!

Right click here to download - 72 minutes, 30 megs

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October 05, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #89: Cruising for a Bruising

Comic and cruise ship entertainer Bill Hildebrandt returns to the show to tell tales of entertaining on the high seas. Find out what it's like to spend five weeks cruising Alaska. Learn the best ports of call in the Caribbean, and why he'd really like to hit an iceberg someday. The guys also discuss the drama over the now-delayed Corey and Joel roast. Bill's wife wanted to perform, only to be told the the guest list was too long. That message was poorly translated as "You're not invited", and now she's pissed at Bill, Corey, Joel and the whole world. Also, the return of the celebrity iTunes playlist challenge, and meet our new announcer - Joel's computer.

Right click here to download - 77 minutes, 31 megs

Bill on the cruise ship (not his body or his wife)

Posted by joel at 03:03 PM

September 28, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #88: The Mayor of P-Town

The summer-long mystery of what happened to Joel's girlfriend is answered on this show. It's a tale of heartbreak and reconciliation, both sad and sweet. Joel comes clean about being single for the first time in a long time, and why you never ever date a girl in college. This emotional moment is completely ruined by Corey's insults, heckles and audio clips, making a mockery of the moment. Corey also owns up to juggling girlfriends, whose identities are as closely guarded as Fort Knox. Also, a fall TV review (so far), listener emails, celebrity porn tapes we'd like to see, and a musical showdown between indie rock and underground rap that's sure to divide the audience. Plus, the question the world's waiting to have answered - what's a macaca? Note: any audio interference or strange noises you may hear on this show are our fault and not the fault of your player.

Right click here to download - 78 minutes, 32 megs

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September 20, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #87: Rachael's Death Ray

This week's show opens with a bitter argument between the hosts. Joel appeared at Detroit's biggest comedy show over the weekend and would like to discuss it. Corey, who wasn't at the show, hates the rest of the bill and accuses Joel of being a phony for not piling on. Soon it's referendum on Joel being a fake or not (and Corey being an asshole or not). But everybody hates Rachael Ray. The uber-perky TV cook, got her own daytime talk show, and Corey and Joel find it as appealing as a dental appointment. Listen in as she tells inane stories, kisses Oprah's ass, and basically offends anyone who's ever loved good television. Did you know Rachael has a foosball table on her set? That the artwork on the walls was sent in by children and changes everyday? That her stove was found on eBay (even thought it was provided by a sponsor)? Stop vomiting and listen.

Right click here to download - 76 minutes, 30 megs

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September 14, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #86: The Prettiest Parts

What makes for attractive private parts? That question, so impossible to answer, and more on this week's show. Also, Joel gives an indie rock history, new fall TV shows and which ones are bound to suck, football season (and fantasy football season) begins, and why hip-hop causes teachers to bang their students. Also, which celebrities we "look" like, why men hate weddings, the history of fat rappers and why Corey and Joel are willing to sell anything.

Right click here to download - 76 minutes, 30 megs

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September 06, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #85: Backpalmed Compliments

Comedian/magician/all-around entertainer Gary Thison drops by with loads of stories from the road. That road includes gigs at retirement homes, high school all-night parties and a class of 1951 high school reunion. That last show was opened by none other than Joel, whose set went down like the Hindenberg. Find out what the kids were listening to in 1951 and listen as Corey re-mixes them with contemporary booty-shaking tunes. Also, Soupy Sales stories, why magic sucks, Gary's battle with HBO over the name Comic Relief, and how he became the number one comedian on Google India. Who even know there was a Google India?

Right click here to download - 76 minutes, 30 megs

Rock out with your pick out

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August 30, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #84: Breaking the Cherry

Returning from her star-making appearance on Show #69, Cherry Brookyln returns to tell her tale of a road trip gone bad. Seems Ms. Brooklyn went down South with a "friend" who, shockingly, tried to sleep with her. Cherry then, in a completley out-of-character move, said "no", and found herself on the next plane home from Atlanta. Corey and Joel interrogate the witness as to why she she decided to hold back rather than "ho up". Doesn't this guy deserve some action for taking her on the trip, or was Cherry in the right for denying sex because she wasn't romanced? The full trial and verdict await. Also, hear about Cherry's wild adult personal ad odyssey which includes spanking, dom/sub role play, and meeting guys at McDonald's in a schoolgirl outfit. Plus, Joel's homo hot tub story and more. It's a MUST listen show.

Right click here to download - 79 minutes, 33 megs

Cherry takes her punishment for not putting out

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August 24, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #83: Defending Gallagher

Show #83, incorrectly identified as Show #84 by Joel, carrying on the tradition of incorrectly identifying the show's number, and not like anyone cares. Anyway, on today's show the guys announce their next big remote show wihich will feature lots of comedians and lots of clam chowder. Speaking of comics, Corey and Joel debate Maxim Online's list of the worst comedians of all-time. Thankfully we're not on it, but it may surprise you who gets trashed and who gets defended. Someone thinks Gallagher is unfairly hated and someone thought Sinbad was really funny (when he was 14). Someone even still carries a torch for Andrew Dice Clay. Also, we play "Cancelled or Not Cancelled" with the new TV season, discuss why the new Survivor could be the best yet, and understand the special comedy dynamic between Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks. All this and no drumrolls.

Right click here to download - 79 minutes, 33 megs

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August 17, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #82: J. Chris Superstar

Direct from L.A., old pal & comedian J. Chris Newberg arrives to discuss the Last Comic Standing experience and his new Hollywood lifestyle. Actually, his voice his so blown out from doing shows, you have to listen close. Chris tries to defend the coronation of Josh Blue on LCS, while the hosts challenge Josh to an arm-wrestling match. Find out the stupid stuff struggling actors will do for a Carl's Jr. commercial (and $30K). Plus, the behind the scenes wrangling to get John Heffron to appear on show #81. Also, Corey and Joel review World Trade Center, Joel loves pizza (documentaries), Cristina Ricci gets naked, and Flavor Flav is a "tool". Note: we had technical difficulties in the last half of the show, which led to some noisy interference and other parts having to be edited out. We are sorry.

Right click here to download - 74 minutes, 31 megs

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August 09, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #81: F*** Corey and Joel

In this special episode, recorded live from Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle in Royal Oak, MI, Corey and Joel finally get a face-to-face meeting with Last Comic Standing winner John Heffron. The guys had been critical of John's act in the past (or downright mean, depending on your perspective), so it's a potentially volatile interview. It's actually quite cordial as Mark Ridley plays peacemaker, but eventually John recounts every insult the hosts had ever said about him and the feathers fly. Will they kiss and make-up or agree to disagree. Also, comic Jesse Popp recounts being a contestant on "Who Wants to Be a Millionare?". Is he mega-rich or still broke? Is Regis a douche bag? Listen to find out. Plus a chat with Connie Ettinger, a patron passes out and comedy's history through headshots.

Right click here to download - 79 minutes, 33 megs

John shows his love for the show (above), Corey and Connie get friendly, and Jesse and Joel (below)

Posted by joel at 09:18 PM

August 02, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #80: Hos Before Bros

This episode features the return of the great Mike Lundy to share with us some secret hood wisdom. Enjoy as he explains important stuff like what it means when you're "riding dirty" and the proper pronunciation of "Chamillionaire". We introduce Mike to that cracker classic "Hee Haw", with it's dumb blondes, old yokels and a cast of thousands. Just how many how many hillbillies does it take to make a TV show? Later, Mike accuses Joel of "cake baking" when he leaves the studio to take a call; quick to sell out his friends for a piece of ass. Also, Corey reviews Talladega Nights, find out what the difference is between a porn "feature" and a "gonzo", and why black people love Styx.

Right click here to download - 76 minutes, 32 megs

Mike gets down with Buck Owens and Roy Clark on Hee Haw

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July 27, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #79: Play (With Yourself) Mania

It's your favorite comedy podcast's favorite subject on show #79 - TV, and lots of it. The guys look back on the golden era of 80's detective shows and try to figure out who had the better mustache, Magnum P.I. or Matt Houston. Then, the summer reality shows are dissected including the Oksana Baiul-starred (and possibly cancelled) Master of Champions and everybody's favorite to goof on, Big Brother. Joel give his favorite shows to watch "solo", including old favorite Three's Company, but why the hell is it on at such weird times? Also, sure signs for boyfriends to know that their girl is leaving and goodbye to TV's late-night hatchet-face, Tina Fey.

Right click here to download - 80 minutes, 33 megs

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July 19, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #78: No Love For a Ninja

It's that time of year again, and Joel is broken, sore and worn out from working as Upchuck the Clown at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Did this year live up to the usual psycho debauchery or was it a wash out? Why do grown ass men run around in clown makeup? As Joel explains why he's still down with the clowns, Corey demonstrates that he's the biggest ICP hater around. One thing they can agree on is that the new Superman movie is weak, even in IMAX 3D. In a weak summer for the movies, can Clerks 2 survive, and what is that old fossil Woody Allen doing chasing after Scarlett Johannsen? As the difference between Geeks and Juggalos is debated, Joel breaks out a lengthy shout out list to thank all his swell new homies like "Pickle" and "Schitzo". Plus, Joel's pro wrestling announcing debut and why comics can't hang with the juggalos.

Right click here to download - 80 minutes, 33 megs

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July 10, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #77: Slice The Banana

The dog days of summer leads to a a relaxed, old school funny show. We break down a checklist of dating protocol, as Joel lays out the surefire tail getting secrets. Corey's suggestion? Don't get in a fistfight on a first date. Then we share our undying love of Russian floozy Oksana Baiul and her mind blowing work on the instant classic summer "Master of Champions". Oh how we love that little drunken angel. After the break we dive into the unbelievable world of Craigslist postings. Anyone had a "missed connection" with a lady sporting a Harley tattoo lately? Also, botched bocce, World Cup boredom and a Juggalo Gathering preview.

Right click here to download - 79 minutes, 31 megs

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July 05, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #76: I Need a Donkey Show

Celebrate the short, post 4th of July week, with Corey, Joel and old pal and comic PJ. Find out who can ruin a day out at the movies (you probably know already), and why Joel won't go on a Friday. Then, it's World Cup mania as Joel's Italian family celebrates with the old country; and panic in Detroit as Steve Yzerman retires and Ben Wallace takes his 'Fro elsewhere. Also, find out which member of the cast really isn't into masturbation anymore and who beats off to HGTV. Plus, picking up chicks on planes, people who ruin parties, and dozens of beautiful newswomen - and one ugly one.

Right click here to download - 80 minutes, 32 megs

PJ researches for the show

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June 29, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #75: Che Cazzo Vuoi

Top show goomba and football prognosticator Sal DeMilio returns for the show's diamond anniversary. With no football games to pick, Sal opines about the mess on The View, World Cup drunkenness, and saving Screech's house. Then get a lesson in Italian curse words that will serve you well. Ever wanted to know how to say "a thousand dicks in your ass" to a dago? Listen in to find out. We also review Superman Returns and the new Pirates of the Carribean movie, we meet Sal's hot girlfriend, and Corey says goodbye to a special friend with the douchiest singing ever.

Right click here to download - 78 minutes, 31 megs

Sal and prize pose for a pic

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June 22, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #74: Where's Fred Travalena?

Everbody's favorite, Bill Bushart returns to spar with the guys on show 74. First, Bill pimps his sister-in-law to Corey, and proposes a completely nude show. Will the guys agree? Then learn about Bill's upcoming gigs and find out why moving up the comedy ladder pays little or no money. Ponder the pure suck of Last Comic Standing and find out how to help one of our own advance. Also answered are other comedy questions like does being a badass mean Joe Rogan's not funny anymore? How awful will the Rosie O'Donnell View be? How bad was the Facts of Life? Also, America's World Cup failure, Bill's Death Pool failure, Joel's "big announcement", movie studios snub Corey, gay showtunes and the juggalo lifestyle.

Right click here to download - 80 minutes, 33 megs

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June 14, 2006

Corey and Joel Radio Show #73: Some Time to Kill

On this show, Nigel Rosenblum makes a brief appearance to gloat about his success in the Death Pool, but the death of dickbag terrorist al-Zarqawi puts Joel back in the race. Find out why Nacho Libre sucks, Family Circus sucks and why Yogi Bear never ate the park ranger. Then take a box-office quiz with Corey and find out which Hollywood no-talents actually hosted the Oscars. Also, meet the gayest man at Pridefest - a fan of a rival podcast - and listen in as the bickering begins. As a special bonus, Corey reveals which Hollywood ex-fatso is his