The Corey and Joel Radio Show

Corey and Joel Radio Show #173: Guess the Underwear

A few beers, a fifth of Jack Daniel's and comedian Bill Hildebrandt usually equals a good time. Bill's just back from Hawaii, and he's tan, trim (really!) and ready to shoot the shit. Bill recounts another hell gig with Joel, an idiotic death on the cruise ship, and why really old jokes go over at a roast. If that wasn't enough, they're joined by Upchuck the Clown's delightful pal Andrea the Intern, who when she's not co-hosting The Funhouse, is interviewing interviewing indie rock bands, getting unusual tattoos and drinking giant cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon. At Bill's request, Andrea even indulges the guys in a game of "Guess What Color Underwear Andrea is Wearing", where actual money changes hands and actual underwear is shown - just like the strip club! Also, Corey gets edited, more Leave It to Beaver discussion, and the pee mike (almost) returns.

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Bill gets a taste of Andrea's tats

Corey and Joel Radio Show #172: The Larry Mondello Show

The guys go all TV nostalgia for the first half of this week's show. Amongst the topics are kids' shows including one with religious slant, Laverne & Shirley vs Happy Days, and one of our old faves, Leave it to Beaver. Who was Beaver's best sidekick, Gilbert, Whitey, or our favorite schlub, Larry Mondello? Also, Corey's dorky past is fully revealed (thanks Roger!), a Douchebag Hotline Death Pool theory, and reviews of Iron Man and the new, less funny Harold and Kumar movie. Plus, Joel buys GTA IV, and ends up in a real-life cops and robbers incident.

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Corey and Joel Radio Show #171: The Intervention

John E.L. Tenney was one of our best guests ever when he appeared last fall. Now the paranormal researcher/lecturer/former mayoral candidate is launching his own podcast, The Oddist, and he's here to promote it. Unfortunately, Corey and Joel don't take kindly to newbie podcasters, and break in to an impromptu edition of mailing list fave, Your Podcast Sucks. How does John take the criticism after only two shows? I there a future for The Oddist? What does it say about a show when the intro is the best part? Also, alcoholic energy drinks get sampled, technology nostalgia, tales of open mike comedy, and The Korean Joel Radio Show. Plus, a show favorite gets fooled - in the worst way possible.

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John poses as his favorite guest ever (scroll down if you don't get the joke)

Corey and Joel Radio Show #170: Bowling For Comedy

As the title suggests, the guys are very well familiar with performing comedy in a bowling alley. While most times it doesn't work at all, this hasn't stopped tons of people from trying. Hear how another local comedy club is trying this concept, and which comedy "superstar" is being brought in to make it work. Also, The Douchebag Hotline heats up and Corey goes to war with a caller, which HDTV provider is best, and why Joel's Dad can't seem to figure that out, living with dogs and cats sucks, and Germans - Nazis or Not? - you decide. Plus, Corey's new movie reviews, Sandra's new photoshoot, and who really shot RFK.

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Corey and Joel Radio Show #169: What Do They Call an Ass?

On Show #169, Corey and Joel try to settle some of life's greatest mysteries. Like how sitcoms went from being 100% black to simply having a black housekeeper, to being 110% black and unwatchable by regular white folks. Speaking of unwatchable, CBS pulls Secret Talents of the Stars after one episode - who's to blame? Clint Black, that's who. Hear the country bumpkin's whole awful attempt at stand-up comedy that was so bad, it killed the entire show. Also, Joel fills in his Babe Bracket, someone hates the show so much he decided to call in, 70s & 80s TV nostalgia, and Corey's political optimism vs reality - something's go to give.

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Corey and Joel Radio Show #168: What's a Brazier?

It seems the fans are split on last week's guest Sandra. From an angry caller, to an elated e-mailer to some nonplussed forum posters, the fans are really divided. Corey explains the drama surrounding show #167, while Joel is less concerned but misses the show's old go-to whore, a girl that Corey can't seem to find. Also, Corey gets annoyed with the road and with McDonald's sweet tea, while Joel finds fast-food superior, at least, to the food at the movie theater. Plus, play along with the "Ultimate TV Trivia Quiz" as Corey goes for 100%, Jackie Chan is an old man, and find out and who's willing to trade fortune and fame to bang some obscure actresses.

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Corey and Joel Radio Show #167: An Experienced Virgin

For show #167, Corey and Joel proudly welcome actress & model Sandra Rosko to the show. Sandra's done all kinds of stuff from bit parts on network TV shows, independent horror movies, and fetish modeling. She tells the guys about her move to L.A., her Juggalo connection with Joel, and her sexual history with both men and women. Listen in as Corey just about loses it over her pics, while Joel thinks she pulls off a great British accent (for a stoner). Also, Corey's BIG announcement, Run Fatboy Run gets reviewed, Corey and Joel get mistaken again, and an update from Germany that could affect the show's future.

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This is probably the best pic ever on the site, no?

Corey and Joel Radio Show #166 Part 1: Babe Brackets 2008

To coincide the the annual NCAA Men's College Basketball Tournament, the guys re-visit the concept of a tournament for hot chicks dubbed the Babe Brackets. They last did this in 2005, but this year its a whole new list (mostly) and an even taller task for Corey to complete it. See, Joel put this list of 65 female celebrities together (yes, there's a play-in game), seeded them according to Corey's known likes and dislikes and left his partner to decide the champion. Yeah, the show ran long with all the deliberation but it's worth it to hear guys debate sleeping with girls they'll never get, like two guys who bought a lottery ticket and are dreaming of how they'll spend the money. Will the 2005 champ reign again? Why is being 19-years-old a bad thing? And which UK indie pop queen wins the play-in game? The whole first round is here, with the finals on Part 2 which you can get below. Also, and totally unrelated, Joel pays tribute to the real fifth Beatle.

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Play along with the Babe Brackets by downloading the PDF file HERE

It's quite a mess deciding who the hottest woman in the world is

Corey and Joel Radio Show #166 Part 2: Babe Brackets 2008

Continued from Show #166 Part 1 above, the decisions get tougher for Corey as we whittle down the remaining 32 babes to the ultimate champion. If it sounds like Corey's in pain having to make these decisions, he is! Meanwhile, he (or Joel for that matter) would be the luckiest man alive to even get one of these girls' phone numbers. Listen as an unheralded TV star makes a run, a local girl goes deep, and the difficult decision between two actresses that most people think are the same person. A champion will be crowned in the hilarious finale!

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Corey and Joel Radio Show #165: Black Irish

Corey and Joel decided to celebrate St. Patrick's Day and they invited the only guy with an Irish name they know - comedian Mike Lundy. Mike's not the only black guy with an Irish name, there's also disgraced Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and Mike breaks down the whole mayoral scandal and tell the guys why a dead hooker is the key to the whole affair. Not that white people don't screw around too, as NY Governor Elliot Spitzer got a hooker, but could've gotten so much more for his money. Also, Lundy fights with senior citizens, Lundy fights with Mo'nique, and Lundy fights with Corey and Joel over their black comedy names.

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Mike had too much spirit(s) on St. Patrick's Day

Corey and Joel Radio Show #164: Hello Douchebags!

It's another all-purpose, rainy-day show as the guys cover a variety of topics. First, the mystery of who would be the first caller to the newly-minted "Douchbag Hotline" is revealed. Is it someone from the Great White North? A German uberfan? Listen to find out, it might surprise you. Plus, the pros and cons of wedding dates. Is that a good time to have a girlfriend or a recipe for disaster. Also, a video game update as Joel's Xbox 360 breaks - but it's good news, the greatest magazine deal ever (thanks CheapyD!), Corey's ghetto bill paying, and Patrick Swayze vs Dancing With the Stars.

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There's the number. Speed dial that shit!

Corey and Joel Radio Show #163: Best TV Ever

It's with great pride that Corey and Joel rundown the best show on TV (at least right now), and that is the wonderful Big Brother 9. Some of you are thinking that Big Brother is the most retarded, stupid, and shallowest of the network reality shows and you'd be right. But it's also filled with drunken ex-strippers recreating a strip club in the living room, naked chicken fights, lesbian make-outs, skinny dipping and the genius-level invention of "Bikini Day". The guys discuss why this season is better than in years past, why a Showtime subscription is worth every penny and how Joel plans on using the show to help him get laid. Also, the guys unveil an new interactive feature that could change the Corey and Joel show forever - have a pen an paper handy! Plus, Corey dumps on two new movies, guys wear dresses for pay (or do they?), and Joel is really attracted to Peter Pan.

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Corey and Joel Radio Show #162: The Oscarzzzzzzz

While The Academy Awards was boring and few of the chicks dressed hot, Corey and Joel return to recap the show and figure out who won last week's Oscars pool. While the chick's didn't look great, Joel thinks that might be because at least one high-profile star is a lesbian, and he's got sources to back it up - or shady sources, if you believe Corey. Find out how Regis sucked the life out of the pre-show, why Barbara Walters is as out-of-touch as Regis, and believe it or not, George Clooney has a hot girlfriend. Also, Travolta looks weird, Jennifer Hudson has won her last Oscar, and the old guy who got lifetime achievement is still talking. Finally, the Oscar pool winner is declared (sorta), a candy update from a few weeks ago, and Steven Spielberg gets really good tail.

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Corey and Joel Radio Show #161: I Dream of Katie Jean

It's Oscar time, and being movie fans the guys decided to make some Oscar predictions. To do this they've enlisted Corey's friend - movie aficionado, eBay model and style blogger, Katie Jean, to help out. Katie's not just a pretty face, she's actually seen most of the nominated films. She's particularly fond of La Vie En Rose (never heard of it either) and that's hardcore. Hear all the picks and predictions provided the guys can decide what order to do them in - a particularly loud and nearly violent process. Plus, Big Brother's undercover gay, Gene Simmons has a boring sex tape, and everything you always wanted to know about Lindsay Lohan's nipples but were afraid to ask.

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Katie Jean lets the fur fly after the show

Corey and Joel Radio Show #160: The Fat Friend

Corey didn't see it, but Joel starts off the show with his Grammy review. It's hard to enjoy the Grammys when the music is just so awful. Like who? Like Carrie Underwood, Josh Groban, Kanye West, Herbie Hancock and pretty much everyone else. Taylor Swift stinks, but at least she' hot. Not hot - Aretha Franklin's fat arm. Gross. Also, Corey gets a special holiday gift, great moments in racism, February movies suck and which musical legend is ready for the Death Pool?

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Corey works on his Redd Foxx look. It's getting there.